Because fans want to know how Tom Cruise s character Vincent became the killer he is in the original

Because fans want to know how Tom Cruise s character Vincent became the killer he is in the original midtown miami movie, producers are going back to the studio for a prequel. As is usually the case in Hollywood, the screenwriter of the first movie was not consulted, presumably because midtown miami it s cheaper to hire the hack 22 year old unemployed nephew of the director (who married his daughter and has been watching golf and eating chili-cheeseburgers ever since.) Tom Cruise will not star in the film either, although fans will be able to see the back of his head in several scenes, and clips of him taken at Scientology headquarters. Voiceover artists will mimic Tom s voice, while most of the camera work will be POV (point-of-view), meaning we ll see what he sees (which, incidentally, is much the same as what Dick Cheney and James Patterson saw, growing up.) The plot is secret, but NEN has learned that there will be cats and firecrackers involved often together and that Vincent s father was a priest under investigation for dropping the bodies of tortured midtown miami farm animals off bridges into oncoming traffic. (Oddly, the Father didn t like boys, and didn t torture the animals either…that was done at the farm, which has no place for the animals to graze.) Vincent progressed to dynamiting barking neighborhood dogs before daddy bought him his first sawed-off shotgun and assault rifle on his 12th birthday. At 18, Vincent went to the Gulf War, and there his bomb making skills were improved as he served in the bomb disposal unit (and became a marksman and Halo champion to boot.) Returning no more or less hardened midtown miami than when he went in (he s a sociopath, after all), Vincent assisted the suicides of those who actually had human feelings. Whatever those are, remarked the studio head (also producer of The Ultimate Fighter and Glee ) to Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. Makers of the sequel hope to inspire debate midtown miami on the subject of serial killers and hit men, with the intent that the public will gain skills in understanding why these people exist, why they are so fascinated by them (and zombies), and how to avoid both on the subway.
Posted on March 10, 2013, in Movie Sequels and tagged alex cross , aliens , books , collateral , dick cheney , james patterson , jamie foxx , movies , tom cruise . Bookmark the permalink . 1 Comment .
i would absoludely positively love a prequel collateral is the most unbelievebly best action thriller ever made toms best ever role and i really love vincent the character he was so super fast at his moves he was so calm and secured all the time i wanna see how he got that good and wanna see his past story i would definedly watch the prequel