An artist s impression of the original Etihad Campus. The new complex will still look a bit like thi

An artist s impression of the original Etihad Campus. The new complex will still look a bit like this, but imagine swathes of large-chested 22-year carnival cruise lines tycoon olds with orange skin instead of all those pitches.
Manchester City Football Club have sensationally scrapped plans to build an 80-acre youth development centre and first team academy in the Openshaw carnival cruise lines tycoon West area of Manchester. It is understood that the site will instead be developed in to a massive 'sex zone' for their players.
Original plans submitted to Manchester City Council in September 2011 outlined proposals for a training centre for 400 young players, 11 full size youth development pitches, a 7,000 capacity stadium carnival cruise lines tycoon for youth matches and a classroom facility for up to 40 youngsters to study. It is believed that none of these will now be built.
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"The plans are still being drawn up, so it's difficult to provide you with specifics", said MacBeath. "But we all decided that at the very least we'll need a well stocked play room with a steady supply of Hollyoaks actresses. And obviously plenty carnival cruise lines tycoon of fresh towels, lube, swings, camera phones, cowboy hats, that type of thing. But the players will get involved in the details; carnival cruise lines tycoon they know what they're after."
"We're delighted", said Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany. "None of the players really give two fucks about the long-term future of the club. What we are passionate about is the easy opportunity to give a good tugboat slammer to a couple of girls whose name we'll never even ask in private and luxury surroundings rather carnival cruise lines tycoon than back at their squalid Travelodge room."
In 2011 Chelsea launched their Insania Complex in West London. carnival cruise lines tycoon The £800m development included a darkroom full of Essex girls and a shooting range with fully automatic carnival cruise lines tycoon weapons after a special request from Ashley carnival cruise lines tycoon Cole.
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