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I am so old that I remember when karaoke was nothing more than simply singing half-perfect song lyrics using a hair brush, or a stapler, as your microphone. Like RISKY BUSINESS Tom Cruise in his underwear.
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During our Unsportsmanlike League Fantasy dream cruises hawaii Draft nearly ten weeks ago, I proudly announced my sixth round pick: rookie WR Julio Jones of the Atlanta Falcons. I may as well have sung the name "Julio Jones" dream cruises hawaii with a hair brush or stapler. I was so giddy to grab Julio Jones.
With Julio singing lead, and me providing the harmony, FLAMING BAG OF POO'S new stud WR Julio Jones parlayed three catches into 2 touchdowns and 28.40 fantasy points. My roster managed dream cruises hawaii to stay afloat despite early season benching because of hamstring injuries to WR Julio Jones and RB Arian Foster, quad injuries for WR Dez Bryant and RB Steven Jackson, and the usual foot injuries for TE Antonio Gates. Now that they've all returned healthy! Those five players alone were good for 84.80 fantasy points. Add the 28.30 points from everyone's favorite punching bag, QB Philip Rivers, and FLAMING BAG OF POO held on for top scorer this week. Heck, I'm feeling so confident right now, I'm carrying two kickers (Janikowski and Hanson).
TEUFLE HUNDEN was Garfunkel to FLAMING BAG OF POO's Simon. As in second fiddle. Even with a healthier roster, TEUFLE HUNDEN wasn't going to beat FLAMING BAG OF POO. Yes, it was scary to see WR Brandon Marshall finally return to 2009 form with his 16.60 points. And solid numbers from K Akrers (16.00) and D Packers dream cruises hawaii (16.00). Thank goodness that Charger OL tackled DB Peprah before giving up a third pick-six, because that s the only way you get 16.00 fantasy points from your Packers Defense giving up 38 actual points to the Chargers! But in the end, an injury-filled TEUFLE HUNDEN roster dream cruises hawaii suffered two more injuries that ended WR Miles Austin and TE Dallas dream cruises hawaii Clark's Sundays prematurely. I'm guessing that Miles Austin left early because he heard Kim Kardashian was single again. .Two games out of the playoff hunt, TEUFLE dream cruises hawaii HUNDEN needs to make a few roster moves…soon.
I really thought BLIND SIDE TAYLORS would overtake FLAMING BAG OF POO for the Week #9 high point total. Going into the Monday night Bears-Eagles matchup, it seemed likely that BLIND SIDE TAYLORS would sprint by like a LeSean McCoy sprint-draw. In fact, several of my opponents had major players in that game. QB Michael Vick, WR DeSean Jackson, WR Jeremy Maclin, RB LeSean McCoy, and RB Matt Forte. Hence my GLEE while players like RB Ronnie Brown, dream cruises hawaii RB Marion Barber, TE Matt Spaeth, and WR Earl Bennett scored the touchdowns. McCoy's second touchdown never came.
Still, in what is getting to sound like the same old song each week, BLIND SIDE TAYLORS got big numbers from QB Aaron Rodgers, WR MikeWallace, and insert the name of (any New York defense) dream cruises hawaii here. But the encore was provided dream cruises hawaii by a rare start from WR Jordy Nelson (16.50) and recent pick-ups RB Mike Tolbert (20.20) and K Billy Cundiff (14.00). When BLIND SIDE can score a win and this many points without playing beloved, dream cruises hawaii but injured, Giants WR Hakeem Nicks and RB Ahmad Bradshaw, the rest of the league is in trouble. BLIND SIDE is the first to break the 1,000 point mark this season.
MONEYBALLER just never really threatened dream cruises hawaii BLIND SIDE TAYLOR's inevitable victory. QB Tim Tebow and RB Willis McGahee combined for an impressive 53.06 points…from the bench. But don't beat yourself dream cruises hawaii up; even if you had played the two Broncos, you still would not have caught dream cruises hawaii BLIND SIDE TAYLORS. It's worth noting that MONEYBALLER was only the second fantasy owner to bench his/her #1 draft pick on a non-injury or non-bye week. (TEUFLE HUNDEN picked up QB Cam Newton in Week #2 and played him that week to great success). You went with RB Cedric Benson (7,80) over RB Chris Johnson (11.00). I say, "Keep going with those fine instincts!"
I've probably tortured BARDSDALE BRAWLERS dream cruises hawaii long enough. He's been waiting to read this line: "BARDSDALE BRAWLERS pulls off an impressive win". Your second win. It is about as meaningful as the Dolphins dream cruises hawaii notching their first win this week. At one point, it looked dream cruises hawaii like you might win the entire week…only because most of us had the bulk of our players in the afternoon games, while most of yours played in the earlier games. I admit, I was already planning how I would mock you for picking up TE Jake Ballard (after picking up TE Heath Miller earlier in the week). But Ballard made you look very wise. You would have looked Obi Wan Kenobi wise if you had also played recent pick-up RB Brandon Jacobs (16.00), too. RB Michael Bush wasn't too shabby with his 18.90 points, but you put a lot of faith in RB Fred Jackson against the stingy Jets defense. Even Tony Romo managed to succeed in spite of the Cowboys' play-calling. If you actually had receivers, you might have a third win. Still, I was really pulling for you to beat DRUNKEN IRISHMEN.
But DRUNKEN IRISHMEN may have beaten himself with his running back situation. Kids, this is what happens when you don't pay enough attention to the bye weeks during your draft!!! With RB Peterson and an injured RB Best on their bye weeks, DRUNKEN IRISHMEN was left with an injured RB Matthews and the struggling law firm of RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis. As the Patriots go, so do the IRISHMEN (46.30 pts from four of your Patriots). WR DeSean Jackson must have realized that there was no way the DRUNKEN IRISHMEN could catch BARDSDALE BRAWLERS, so that would explain his paltry dream cruises hawaii 0.60 point performance on Monday night. Better hope that Jackson decided to save himself for next week. Because you'll need it when you play against FLAMING BAG OF POO.
The most interesting match-up dream cruises hawaii pitted our top two teams going into Week #9…CHENGRI-LA against the surging FUNCTIONING DERELICTS riding a five-game win streak. Going into the Monday night Bears-Eagles game, it seemed unlikely that CHENGRI-LA's roughly 30 point lead would hold up against QB Vick and RB Forte. The rest of us at 4-4 were hoping that FUNCTIONING DERELICTS would be sent back to the pack. But Vick (10.92) dream cruises hawaii was off his game. And Forte (11.00) was off his game. And surprisingly, dream cruises hawaii they were both out-of-sync in the same game. It's like the day that you discovered that Milli Vanilli was no better than two guys lip singing with a hair brush and stapler in hand.
FUNCTIONING DERELICTS could have used the points he left on the bench in the form of RB DeMarco Murray (18.60) and WR Torrey Smith (13.10). Any one of those starting could have earned you the sixth win in a row, and sole possession of second dream cruises hawaii place. But now, you're just like the rest of us! This week proved that you have no duds. But do you really have any studs?
CHENGRI-LA can pretty much coast into the playoffs at this point—now with a three-game lead over second place. But you were so lucky to beat FUNCTIONING dream cruises hawaii DERELICTS. If you had lost, you need not look any further dream cruises hawaii than your defense choices. You signed dream cruises hawaii the Buffalo Bills earlier in the week, and then you noticeably had sudden Buyers Remorse, and dumped dream cruises hawaii the Bills in favor of the Chiefs defense. The same Chiefs defense (-1.0 points) that lost to the Dolphins. You've been rolling the dice on different defensive match-ups each week; it's going to catch up to you.
Going into Week #10, at 5-4 and sitting in a three-way tie for second place, I'm feeling pretty good—despite the fact that my point differential means that I will lose all tie-breakers to make the playoffs.
FLAMING BAG OF POO apologizes to its loyal readers this week. All my witty remarks and sexy pop culture references were sucked out of me while listening to all the unfortunate reports coming out of Penn State over the past 24 hours. Ever notice how sports tragedies have a bigger impact on the American public these days than political tragedies?
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