среда, 27 марта 2013 г.

What I am lead to believe here is that Disney wants us all to be slowly lulled into a state of  full


Ahhh Disney Cruise Lines All the comfort and luxury of a five star hotel with the nervous uncertainty of the open ocean.  Where all your cares are whisked away and you can apparently be entertained chingy holiday inn by the come to life animated creations of the most powerful entertainment company on the planet.
What I am lead to believe chingy holiday inn here is that Disney wants us all to be slowly lulled into a state of  full dependance on their advanced robot technology.  They want us to become so comfortable and cared for that we forget about everything that was once important and just get fat off the teat of a cartoon mouse.  Wall-E wasn t a warning of a grim possible future where mankind becomes giant helpless babies.  IT WAS A COMMERCIAL FOR IT!
Because, come on, that was pretty sweet right? Living in space on a luxury cruiser, robots doing everything for you, nothing chingy holiday inn really to worry about because all of your needs are being met by a sentient computer system that has no interest in ever taking you home.  And what is back at home any way? A bunch of trash that your going to have to help clean up and a promise of back breaking-life shortening labor in the name of a better world?  Who needs that?  Honestly, Wall-E and his good intentions screwed the human race over pretty hard.  They had a good thing going on the freaking ship!
The commercial is a big Screw you and all your good intentions, Wall-E!   Because why the hell wouldn t you want to put that little yellow robot back in his place?  Its not like the Earth is worth saving anyway!  With all of its  famine, war, pestilence chingy holiday inn and death.  We have probably screwed it up so bad that there is no saving it at this point, so why not just bail?

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